Mad skills
Freelance restaurant reviewer for Style Weekly
Was in the first class of women admitted to VMI and the only one to say no (whoops)
Former freelance writer for Mental Floss
Very good at rapping Method Man's part in "I'll be there for you/You're all I need to get by"
Finds the best stuff on the internet
Has a terrible short story published in an anthology
Fan of the Oxford comma
Despite knowing better, is a sucker for a free gift with purchase offer
Buys her dog soooo many costumes